Wednesday 28 April 2021

The Pastor and the Sellers



A Pastor stopped at traffic light and three

girls approached him;


πŸ‘‰ Apple seller, 

πŸ‘‰ bread seller, 

πŸ‘‰ yam seller

Pastor:* Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where apple is mentioned and I will buy.. 

*Apple seller:* the Bible said, "you are the Apple of my eyes..." 


*Pastor:* good I will buy 1000!!!


*Pastor:* bread seller give me a Bible 

quotation with bread and I will buy... 


*Bread seller:* Jesus said I am the bread of life.


*Pastor:* Good! let me buy 1000!!! 


*Pastor:* yam seller give me one quotation with yam in the Bible and I will buy.... 


*Yam seller:* Jesus said "I yam that I yam"


*As you smile so shall you smile till the end of this year.


Regards.